Monday, April 14, 2008


So I had my seminary students come up with some modern day applications for scripture mastery clues and I thought they were pretty funny! Here they are for your viewing pleasure.

Moses 1:39- Jesus Christ sends out missionaries to teach people so they can have immortality and eternal life.
Moses 7:18- There is a Utah neighborhood that are all self-sufficient and care for each other with tons of service and all thought the same kind of things. They also ate casserols and jello together.
Joshua 1:8- If your seminary teacher tells you to read the scriptures you should pray about them after you read.
Joshua 24:15- Choose what path your going to follow every day before going to school.
Leviticus 19:18- Your neighbor is annoying because their dog keeps pooping on your lawn. Even with their disrespect you should show them love and charity because of the Lord's example.
Genesis 39:9- If some one offers you weed, run away!
Abraham 3:22-23- There were many great people in the pre-existence and Heavenly Father has chosen them as his rulers.
Isaiah 29:13-14- The missionaries are going to honor the Lord by doing his great work. The work and wonder is the gospel and the Book of Mormon coming to pass.
Isaiah 55:8-9- The Lord's thoughts are higher and great, however, our thoughts during the day and night are not nearly so great.
Malachi 4:5-6- Geneology is important to do because it fulfills Elijah's prophecy about eternal families.
Danieal 2:44-45- There is a run away stone wheel that represents the gospel and its running over all old people and customs.
Malachi 3:8-10- Pay your tithing!
Ezekial 37:15-17- The Book of Mormon and the Bible were made for different people and they are joined in the scriptures.
Isaiah 1:18- Although some one may have sinned a lot they can be forgiven of their sins and have their sins become white as snow.
Amos 3:7- When I listen to conference and hear President Monson speak, I know we are recieving revelation that he received from God.
Psalms 24:3-4- One time I was writing on myself and I looked at my hands. I realized I would have to wash my palms before going to heaven.
Job 19:25-26- I have a friend who does not believe that our redeemer lives. But from the truthfulness of this scripture I can bare my testimony to my friend about how I can see God again.
Proverbs 3:5-6- Turn on the light and you know it will turn on. If you don't put the light bulb in, it won't turn on.
Jeremiah 16:16- If you get called on a mission, you should go!
Exodus 20:3-17- Do not have idols for there is no other gods than Heavenly Father.
Isaiah 53:3-5- When I sin I pray for forgiveness and I know I will be able to be forgiven because of the Atonement.
1 Samuel 16:7- We should not elect some one on their size or strength but on their actions; not on their appearance.
Genesis 1:26-27- Today I was talking to a friend and he brought up God and man and asked what I think God looks like so I told him about this scripture.
Exodus 33:11- I was talking to my friend FACE TO FACE and realized that my relationship with God could be much like my relationship with my friend.
Deuteronomy 7:3-4- You marry a goth and her depression is starting to get to you. You become a goth and leave the church. Ten years later after you divorce all you think is, why did I marry outside the covenant?

1 comment:

Hyrum Andrews said...

I have to admitt, I always thought seminary teacher would be the most dreaded calling, but after hearing you talk about it, I actually kind of want to be one.
(But I still hope my Bishop doesn't see this.)